Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Totally unproductive

day today. I wrote one ad, which I’m sure my boss will rewrite, then spent about an hour trying to write website copy with absolutely nothing to go on, then another hour being mad at the situation. Then I gave up and did some online window shopping and blog reading and walked to the bathroom every hour even if I didn’t have to go. It could quite possible have been “the longest day in history.”

But I found some neat sites (neat!). I’ve heard of blogher but never been there. I was under the impression that it was one chick who wrote it but it’s actually a compliation of a bunch of blogs written by chicks. I have to say, the chicks hold my attention more than the dudes. Do I read any dude blogs? No, not really. Then I came to one I really liked and then linked to another and found this initiative… 101 things in 1001 days, or something like that. The point is to encourage yourself to try new things - like new years resolutions but you have more time. I had to sort of stretch to think of 101 things (yes, I did this all at work) and I would like to refine it, but dont’ really have the energy, so these are my 101 things. I copied a lot of them from the other blog. I like the idea of doing something for a day, or a few days in a row, just to try it…like “smile at everyone I see for an entire day.” Also, it may be a good way to try out giving up some bad habits without committing to “forever”

By Wednesday, March 2, 2011

1. Volunteer at least once to be a literacy tutor

2. Donate blood at least 3 times

3. Participate in a large protest

4. Send a “just because” care package to a friend

5. Give a sincere compliment to 1 person a day for 5 days (must be a different person each time)

6. Work out 3 times a week for 1 month

7. Do 10 real pushups with good form

8. Do not go online for 3 consecutive days

9. Buy a complete outfit purchased from thrift stores

10. Smile at everyone I see for an entire day

11. Stockpile food and water to last a week in the basement

12. Call someone I haven’t talked to in at least six months

13. Read at least 10 books on my personal bookshelf

14. Attend a church service

15. Walk a labyrinth

16. Compose an advance directive

17. Send at least 10 Christmas cards and write a personal note in each

18. Participate in an online writing contest/newsletter OR submit a piece to a printed publication

19. Finish the first draft of my novel

20. Sleep outside (in a tent or under the stars)

21. Go on a hike

22. Ride on the back of a motorcycle

23. Stay in a haunted hotel room OR visit a place that advertises itself as being haunted

24. Take a Sisters-Only Getaway with both of my two beautiful sisters

25. Meet someone new in Bowdoinham

26. Try every restaurant on Portland Dine-Around

27. Obtain a piece of original art for the wall (bought by myself or received as a gift)

28. Take a painting class and paint a giant nautilus

29. Finish the Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain video

30. Learn Sumi’e

31. Replace medicine cabinet, patch drywall and paint downstairs bathroom myself

32. Support a craftsperson—buy something handmade (either in person or online)

33. Attend a dance performance

34. Get my 401ks consolidated

35. See an author read from his or her work

36. Start a conversation with a stranger

37. Learn the correct way to hold and shoot a gun

38. Take an African Drumming class

39. Document a “day in my life” with photos

40. Eat 5 things I’ve never tried before

41. Cook at least 1 dish I’ve never made before, at least once a week, for 4 consecutive weeks

42. Preserve enough food to last an entire winter

43. Dry my own fruit using a food dehydrator

44. Eat only raw foods for an entire day

45. Eat only local foods for an entire day

46. Drink 6 glasses of water every day for 7 consecutive days

47. Don’t have any diet coke for 4 consecutive days

48. Don’t drink any alcohol for 30 consecutive days

49. Eat at least 5 fruits and vegetables every day for 5 consecutive days

50. Make a new list of 101 Things by the time my 1001 days are done

51. Become friends with a straight man and have it not be weird.

52. Jam with other musicians

53. Have someone over for dinner

54. Make something homemade or write something for every member of my family

55. Invite a new person to go out for dinner, drinks, lunch, etc. 5 times

56. Take a dance class and then dance in public

57. Visit 2 states I’ve never been to before

58. Ride my bicycle

59. Use my rollerblades

60. Take a poetry class or study on my own. Write one really good poem.

61. Write a song.

62. Take at least one swimming class.

63. Eat a lobster

64. Go ice skating

65. Try bourbon

66. Go snowboarding

67. Go to the rock climbing gym

68. Mediate for 20 minutes a day for 7 days in a row

69. Don’t check stats (of any kind) for 7 consecutive days

70. Don’t say anything negative about myself or other people for an entire day

71. Be nice to 1 person a day for 7 days

72. Put together a scrapbook about me

73. Watch a sunset from the beach

74. Go to a football game in a stadium I’ve never been to before

75. Participate in at least one game of a team sport

76. Do karaoke

77. Take my car to get serviced at a new place

78. Floss teeth every night for 7 days

79. Tell someone new a joke every day for 3 days

80. Tell Jon one reason I’m glad I’m married to him every day for 7 days

81. Become a vegan for one week

82. Don’t use any gas for 3 days (can use other people’s gas)

83. Go out in public with absolutely no makeup on

84. Don’t use any electricity for an entire day

85. Make homemade herbal tea from herbs I’ve grown myself

86. Listen to a new genre of music every day for a week (new one each day)

87. Don’t interrupt people or finish anyone’s sentences for a whole day

88. Initiate small talk with a cashier at the grocery store

89. Don’t accumulate any new plastic bags for a month

90. Don’t buy any non-consumable material items for an entire week

91. Snuggle with my cats for 20 minutes of undivided attention

92. Make Jon breakfast in bed

93. Organize the basement

94. Say good morning to everyone I come into contact one morning

95. Kiss Jon goodbye every morning for a week

96. Give someone a hug (other than Jon) and don’t do “the pat”

97. Don’t use any styrofoam at work for a month

98. Go out socially and don’t get drunk 3 times

99. Buy a bottle of wine and have no more than one glass a night until its gone

100. Build raised beds and plant asparagus, rhubarb, and berries

101. Learn to play “my heart asks pleasure first”

Posted by Anonymous in 23:33:01 | Permalink | No Comments »

ha ha…

I found a way to work in the phase “does a bear shit in the woods?” to my book. sweetness! Ok, so I’ve downgraded my goals from 11 pages a day to 1 a day. So maybe I won’t write a book in a month… but hey, progress is goddamn progress. Ok, and I didn’t quite stick to one glass of wine. damn! I need to stop buying shiraz…too damn tasty! I’ll start buying white zinfandel or something. : I~~ Or alternatively I could just drink vinegar. Or rubbing alcohol. Perhaps vanilla extract…
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